Contact

Until Cold War II kicks into gear, I can be reached via e-mail:

coldwarvetconfessions@gmail.com

If you are an agent and/or publisher and are looking to get a crack at publishing the first best-selling memoir that succinctly captures the absurdities of the Cold War — the longest-running metaphoric war in American history – I recommend you contact me ASAP — preferably sometime before Cold War II hits.

If you wish to register a complaint about me or anything you’ve read or seen on Confessions of a Cold War Veteran or want to file a lawsuit against me for copyright infringement, libel, gross negligence, or indecent exposure, please send your detailed inquires to my personal watchdogs at the office of Sen. Chuck Grassley, R – Iowa (casework@grassley.senate.gov), where his legion of interns can more adequately and efficiently address your concerns, misgivings and/or illusions of grandeur (I must confess, dear Civilian, they did wonders for yours truly).

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